I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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