I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
50% drunk capacity currently
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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