Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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