I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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