U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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