You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
