well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just made my gag reflex go away.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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