i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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