Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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