Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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