: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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