i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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