How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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