is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Randomize