I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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