it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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