So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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