Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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