aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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