Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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