What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I could fuck to npr.
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