I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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