Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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