If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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