I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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