how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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