So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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