so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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