A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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