I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
id be glad to
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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