your thong is hanging out like whoa
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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