I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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