so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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