; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My vagina is officially offended.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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