i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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