Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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