Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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