these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize