Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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