Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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