sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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