Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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