He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sorry my hands just texted you
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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