Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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