You can't special order awesome
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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