Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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