Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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