Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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