Non-Jews are for practice
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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