I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just want nice things and good sex
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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