whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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