I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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