20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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