I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
