Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
