please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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