eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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