I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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